Comments on: The Top Ten Lamest Superheroes of All Time

By: Dave

Dave — Mon, 05 Mar 2012 01:03:26 +0000

I think the lamest superhero is Superman. He starts off with: Faster than a speeding bullet, More powerful than a locomotive, Able to leap tall buildings in a single bound.
to Faster than light. More powerful than any god, and able to fly to the end of the Universe.
Why did this happen?
because the cry babies at DC were almost competing against Marvel.

They even made Wonderwoman fly? WTF is the invisible plane for then?

The coolest is of course… Batman!

By: Teej

Teej — Sat, 18 Feb 2012 22:02:17 +0000

Hilarious brah. For me, the lamest superhero had (and always will be) Human Torch.

By: Katherine

Katherine — Wed, 04 Jan 2012 00:29:11 +0000

Krypto actually starred in his own series on Cartoon Network with Streaky, called “Krypto: The Superdog!”. I saw a few episodes when I was younger (which was only a few years ago) and it was BAD.

By: ninja girl rachel

ninja girl rachel — Sat, 24 Dec 2011 21:02:25 +0000

I dunno, aside from the hugely popular ones (and even then, still) I pretty much thought DC comics characters in general were lame as fack. They all had pirate swashbuckling boots, dumbass names and seemingly were made for oneshot appearances. However, the writers at DC chose for whatever reason to recycle them.

I’d say Marvel’s lamest ass character was Slapstick. I mean, really, Stan? Really?

ReallY?!

lol
-NinjaGirlRachel

By: sen dlooney

sen dlooney — Sun, 04 Dec 2011 06:14:20 +0000

re sheck the new aqualad on young justice. now dat rox !!

By: Ryan Kinney

Ryan Kinney — Fri, 09 Sep 2011 16:37:25 +0000

Cypher was brought back several times. Once in “The Phalanx Covenant” when he was merged with a tech organic being known as Warlock. Another time in the Early pages of the more recent X-force comic.

By: shadow hansen

shadow hansen — Wed, 07 Sep 2011 04:11:07 +0000

Don’t forget Maggot from the X-men. That guy was lame!

By: AstroGremlin

AstroGremlin — Sat, 27 Aug 2011 16:58:49 +0000

I love minor superheros with marginal powers! Inspired by this hilarious site, especially Arm Fall Off Boy, I decided to invent some new ones. Check out my site’s upper table of contents for “9 Largely Ignored Superheros.”

By: s.cape

s.cape — Fri, 08 Jul 2011 23:17:54 +0000

great article. i just can’t stop laughing!

By: just a guy...

just a guy... — Wed, 15 Jun 2011 05:18:43 +0000

well, i just gotta say, i always thought aqua lad/ aqua man were pretty cool

but that’s probably just cause i’ve been on the swim team sense i was 8.

but i got a real kick outta the rest! great article!!